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ELIOT: Look, all I’m saying is I don’t understand why we can’t have a couple of days off in between jobs. We just spent 10 days in Juarez.
PARKER: What’s the matter? You don’t like the piñatas I bought? 

elenitahb:

poster meme; Leverage (The Girls’ Night Out Job)

emergencyjimmychoos:

Leverage 1.02, The Homecoming Job / Leverage 4.15, The Lonely Hearts Job

elenitahb:

Too late, man. It’s in her DNA.

#I love you so much it makes me emotional

elenitahb:

LEVERAGE. ONE SCENE PER EPISODE

HARDISON: Whoa, what’s going on?
SHERIFF HASTINGS: Cut power to the bank. Standard operating procedure.
HARDISON: Standard? [looks at Parker] It’s standard op- Its standard- Where are you getting that bull-hockey from, son?
SHERIFF HASTINGS: Deputy Arnold here. Took a seminar in crisis management last year.
DEPUTY ARNOLD: It was an online seminar [pauses] We got certificates.
HARDISON: Certificates? Magic kits come with certificates. Does that make it cool for kids to saw their parents in half?
SHERIFF HASTINGS: I was just going by the book.
HARDISON: [stammering] The- The book? The book got a good man killed. [starts crying] I- I can’t. My blood pressure..-
PARKER: [clears her throat] Ex- partner. Probably shouldn’t mention the book again. [Hardison sobs] Or propellers.

1.08; The Bank Shot Job

Break into the high school? I could do that blindfolded. Yeah. Let’s do it blindfolded. 

elenitahb:

Leverage (Parker & Hardison) | one cap per episode | 2.14 - The Three Strikes Job

Get that look out your eye.